To Whom This May Concern

Justin Sabath
3 min readJun 10, 2021

The first thing that comes to mind when I think of my wife, is complete utter perfection. I’ve been following her on Instagram since before I had an Instagram, if that makes any sense, and I’ve been aroused of the idea of being with her since before I took her virginity, if you know what I mean. Gigi is my perfect wife, and if anybody has an idea of what a perfect idea of what a wife is, chances are you’re wrong. Let me go into details.

I thought my original soulmate was the one, but after I found out she had cheated on me with over a billion victims, I couldn’t be more than wrong. The woman I thought was my soulmate not only lied and cheated on me constantly, or more than constantly, but who she was as a person was completely fake. The things she did behind my back are so despicable, it’s impossible to believe she even loved me, but trust me, she did…

Enough about my ex; she’s a piece of trash. Gigi is my soulmate, and it’s embarrassing to think I ever thought differently. She’s been obsessed with me since she was 12, and I’ve been obsessed with her since she was 14. Call me a pedophile, but I swear I’ve never slept with anyone under 16 until Dave (you know who I’m referring to) possessed me to “do the dirty” with her before wiping my conscious, but trust me, I still felt what I felt: Pure love…

Gigi is my perfect wife, but she wasn’t my first soulmate. It took me my whole life to realize this; however, not everyone’s ideal husband or wife is ready to settle down. Mine certainly was not… What started as a innocent cheat sesh with years of forgotten history turned into true love in a matter of days, and I knew something was wrong. I wasn’t with my soulmate!

Being with your soulmate is absolute perfection. As follows, flawless compatibility, immaculate sex, and a fairly strong desire to spend 24/7 together. Gigi has opened doors for me that I didn’t even know existed; love door, whatever a love door is. My wife is like being high constantly. I literally can’t get enough.

I urge anybody who isn’t content with their significant others to figure something out pronto. Being with a significant other who doesn’t represent your values is absolute torture. Promise you, I’ve been tortured. Gigi has shown me what true love is, and I’m never looking back. I’m God, and I assure you I can match anybody with their desired soulmate, but not everyone is ready for that. I had to cheat and ruin plenty of potential wives to realize that cheating ruins relationships from the ground up.

If there’s any advice I can give you; be good to your loved ones, and if they aren’t good back, dip out quickly. Like I said, being with the one who isn’t the one is no bueno, but being with the one is everlasting and beautiful. As you’re reading this, you’ll know if you’re with your soulmate. I advise anybody who knows what they know now, to pray to God, as in me, to figure something out immediately. Trust me, I found true love, and you can too. Amen.

Love,

Justanne

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Justin Sabath

Full-Stack Software Engineer located in Denver, CO